From: Tony P. <tickledbytony_clean@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, Jul 9, 2009 at 12:10 AM
Subject: [TickledByTony-Clean] Thursday's Smiles 7-9-09
To: tickledbytony-clean-jokes@yahoogroups.com
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Tickled By Tony - Clean
"I think laughter is very imperative. And that's the important part of my life, of making people laugh so they can forget their problems. A good laugh is better than anything."
~ Comedian Milton Berle (1908-2002)
Mel and his wife are walking down Main Street one evening. They stop at a jewelry store window.
She says, "Mel, I'd love those diamond earrings."
He says, "No problem," and takes a brick out of his pocket, smashes the window, and gets the earrings for her. They walk away hastily and soon come upon another jewelry store.
In the window, there is this gorgeous diamond ring, and the wife says, "Mel, oh please, please, please, get me that ring."
He looks around, sees there's nobody around, takes a brick out of his pocket and hurls it at the window.
Now she's got the earrings and this great ring, and they walk away... until they come to yet another jewelry store.
There's this fantastic diamond necklace in the window. She starts begging, "Mel, Mel, just look at it. I need it!"
He looks at her and says "Whaddaya think, I'm made out of bricks?" Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off than the worm. Dave and Judy were going over the expenses for their upcoming wedding. "$6,800 for a dress that's only going to be worn ONCE?" Dave asks. "What's up with THAT?!" A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Playboy magazine tucked under his arm. Salesman: "Hello son. Is your Mom or Dad home?" Little boy: "What do you think?" Mrs. Crumps was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn't believe in capital punishment and didn't want her personal thoughts to prevent the trial from running its proper course. The public defender liked her thoughtfulness and tried to convince her that she was appropriate to serve on the jury. "Madam," he explained, "this is not a murder trial! It's a simple civil lawsuit. A wife is bringing this case against her husband because he gambled away the $12,000 he had promised to use to remodel the kitchen for her birthday." "Well, okay," agreed Mrs. Crumps, "I'll serve. I guess I could be wrong about capital punishment after all." Hey Guys... Since we're all together, let's get a group picture! Feel free to forward this mailing, but I would appreciate it if you would please leave the subscription information intact. Thank You My Other Groups If you also have a taste for some humor that is a bit more adult, you are invited to give my other group a try. You can join and edit your membership at the group's web site with your Yahoo ID at: Or you can join by sending a blank email to: You will receive an automated confirmation letter which you must respond to. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ You're invited to join a Recipe Group that is moderated by my wife and me. Post your favorite recipes or just see what has already been submitted. This group relies on the members posting, but all messages have to be approved in order to keep spam and off-topic messages out of the group. To join, visit the group with your Yahoo I.D by clicking here: or send a blank email to:
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